Corporate Nonsense Generator

Embraces the absurdity of workplace buzzwords with a fidget device believed to ease anxiety, all while creating office nonsense sayings.

• Comprised of three adjustable wooden segments, the device provides a satisfying twisting motion during stressful situations.
• Each movement allows the six-sided mixed-media object to scramble and display adverbs, verbs, and nouns commonly found in the corporate world (like “asynchronously implement deliverables” and “dynamically align on ROI”).
• Uncommon Exclusive: Created by our in-house team and only available at Uncommon Goods.
• Assembled by hand in Indiana. Designed at Uncommon Goods in Brooklyn, NY.